So I had to slay this monster. He was stationary. It seemed like he was sitting in a chair. Picture Punch-Out with a monster and you use a knife instead of gloves. I had to cut through its skin which was as hard as wood. After I was done cutting through, I had to pull out its organs. It would claw at me, but in slow motion. I had time to dodge.
Monthly Archive for December, 2007
My friends and I are sitting on a bench talking about World of Warcraft. All of a sudden a bunch of horde gather on a bridge and we have to find a way to defeat them. It’s the three of us very a whole lot of them so we start thinking of strategies. I tell my rogue friend to hang on the side of the bridge and scoot to the back Assassin’s Creed style, then kill as many as he can while my other friend and I rush them from the front. Obviously they didn’t think that’d be a good idea.
Alton Brown starts talking about honey. Continue reading ‘Warcraft, Honey, Bombs, and Toystores’
So I’ve been playing World of Warcraft and leveling up a druid. Today it finally got to me.
I had a dream that I was a druid in real life and I had to kill another druid. Now that I think about it, I might have just had a flash of being in the game and I was really dreaming about killing another human being. Anyway, she was trying to fake choking so she put a salt shaker in her mouth. I wanted her dead so I pretended to rush to her aid and give him the Heimlich, but instead just let her choke to death.
After that I woke up at my cousin’s house and went downstairs to help host a podcast about World of Warcraft. I told them to give me a minute while I went to brush my teeth. I couldn’t find the bathroom where my tooth brush was at until my cousin pointed it out.
I hate websites that set a low maximum character count (6 or less or something like that) for your password.
I was on the L.I.E. driving on the left lane. The speed limit is 55MPH and I was driving at about 65MPH. As I was driving, I noticed that everyone else was driving pretty slow. The cause seemed to be a police vehicle in the middle lane. I didn’t think much of it and was bored so I set my cruise control to 65MPH to match the car in front of me. The car in front of me was about 2 car lengths in front. The police vehicle was probably going around 55-60MPH. The car in front drove pass the police vehicle and right away the police vehicle’s lights came on and he changed lanes right behind the car in front of me. If there wasn’t a car in front of me I probably would have still been going around 65MPH and got pulled over instead.
