Archive for the 'Life' Category

Online Contest Winning Spree

I’m on a roll with these online contests. First I won an Acekard2 from GBAtemp then I won a Battlefield: Bad Company demo code from XBox360Fanboy.

Damn Computer Voice Phonecalls

I set up my alarm for 10AM. At around 8AM I get a phone call on my cell phone from this computer voice. It has me press 1-5 depending on if I’m the person it’s looking for (which I’m not), not there, spouse, not the person, and something else. I’ve been getting this stupid call every few days for about three weeks now. Every time I press 5 which corresponds to me not being the person. The computer voice then apologizes and says I will be removed from their list. This is obviously a giant lie. If these idiots didn’t call me so early all the time I’d try to talk to a real person and tell them to stop bothering me, but I’m always so sleepy and groggy I just ignore it.

I couldn’t get back to sleep until around 9:50AM. I had a dream where my alarm went off and I couldn’t find it. It felt like I was frozen and couldn’t move to look for it and turn it off. I woke up and it’s only 9:58AM. Two minutes later my real alarm went off.

Short Passwords

I hate websites that set a low maximum character count (6 or less or something like that) for your password.

Almost Got Caught Speeding

I was on the L.I.E. driving on the left lane. The speed limit is 55MPH and I was driving at about 65MPH. As I was driving, I noticed that everyone else was driving pretty slow. The cause seemed to be a police vehicle in the middle lane. I didn’t think much of it and was bored so I set my cruise control to 65MPH to match the car in front of me. The car in front of me was about 2 car lengths in front. The police vehicle was probably going around 55-60MPH. The car in front drove pass the police vehicle and right away the police vehicle’s lights came on and he changed lanes right behind the car in front of me. If there wasn’t a car in front of me I probably would have still been going around 65MPH and got pulled over instead.

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